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My friend  :iconthe-unique: does something very nice when he writes a journal it's a translation of our greeting in both languages, Arabic and English it's nice how he cares to teach non-Arab speakers what we say, so i will do just the same.

بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
(In the name of Allah the most gracious the most merciful)

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاااته
(Peace, mercy and blessings of Allah may be upon you)

^ i copied and pasted that from his page T_T|| << bo hoo for me i know

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Hello people how are you doing? Hope you're doing just fine.

I'm back with a tag, otherwise i would have been back there still and waiting still.

So here you go, first thanx my good good good good good good good good iFreeze tagged la moi = the me ya3ny v_v


Rules
1.Post these rules
2.Each tagged person must post 8 things about themselves on their journal.
3.At the end you have to choose 8 people to tag, and post their icons on the same journal.
4.Go to their page and send a message saying you tagged them.
5.NO tag-backs



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1. A lousy writer.

2. Talk about things more than people, shame for me this is the second for i am taking advantage of those who can't talk back.

3. LOVES TO SPEED TO RACE THE WIND WHEN I CRUISE MY Abya'6a CAR.

4. Made a lot of accidents, so far haven't broken a rib *thanx to Allah for that*

5. Hates pink and love cartoons.

6. I have guitar but i can't play, i have drawing tools but i can draw.

7. Saturday is my favorite day, Friendsday XD.

8. From Lala Land v_v


Here by the power given to me of the state of this journal i tag:

:iconzazi-chan:    :iconskafi:    :iconsweetyblood:    :iconfahad0850:

:icondxbchild:    :iconbluishsun:    :iconartemsis:    :icon6o0om:

P.S. Please those who are the actual care bears and never move a muscle please do this i'm being nice don't make me point out names all right v_v
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Esalam 3aleekom o ra7mat Allah o barakateh

How are you people, missed you a lot!
(IT HAS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME) x_x

I just wanted to inform you that i've updated my blog couple of times since the four friends 2 0 0 9 grouped up together.

Feel free to read what i write, what happened and what i said. Narrate it, and i truly hope you like it!

I would love to read your comments, suggestions and even criticisms

bintm7amad.blogspot.com/
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RULES :
#1) You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
#2) Tag five people afterward.
#3) Leave a message on their page telling them they're tagged.

ARE YOU ,

1. Perfect ?
No way in hell

2. Tall ?
Yep, well amongst girls i think yes i am 166 cm 5.38 ft

3. In your pajamas ?
Nah, in my Abays actually v_v

4. Left handed ?
Nope right handed

LAST :

1. Friend you saw :
Mojo just yesterday XD

2. Talked to on the phone :
Sasuke just yesterday too XD

3. Person to text you :
No one

4. Was today better than yesterday ?
I don't think so yesterday i had fun though i was really tired, but today it's not fun at all

FAVORITES :
30 my birthdate XD

2. Color(s) :
Desert colors are my favorite v_v

3. Fruit :
Pineapple

4. Place :
My shelter my room Hugo XD


QUESTIONS & ANSWERS :

Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
*huh* I went to the washroom

Q: Do you have anything bothering you ?
Yes, i hurt my baby white boo, my car

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
Saw V

Q: Where is the last place you went ?
Patchi

Q. Do you smile a lot ?
Yep all the time, for a reason and no reason at all

Q: Do you wish upon stars ?
No i don't 'em actually *near sighted* *_*

Q: Are you a friendly person ?
I think i am people like me except when i'm fed up they seem to avoid me *i got the power*

Q: Where did you sleep last night ?
My mum's room since she's away i enjoy being in her room XD

Q: When was the last time you cried ?
I think Tuesday, my sister cried and i un-intentionally hurt her feelings so when she cried i cried too *so touching*

Q: What was your last thought before going to sleep last night?
How the internet sucks and i hated the fact that nothing seemed to work *sheesh*

Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad ten being great?
I would say 5.5 being neutral since it's mystery can't be rated for either good or bad

Q: What do you hear right now ?
Celine Dion - The Map to My Heart *singing it in my head*

Q: Does anything hurt right now ?
My tummy

Q: What's your favorite month ?
June, though i so hated the last one

Q: What did you do last night ?
Tried to fix the iPhone but it was useless played a bit of Zuma and so wanted to assassinate my brother

EIGHT EMOTIONS :

1. Are you missing someone right now :
YES SO VERY MUCH T^T

2. Are you happy ?
I can say that

3. Are you sad ?
Not now

4. Are you bored ?
Man you have no idea

6. Are you nervous ?
Nope

8. Are you tired ?
Yes

ABOUT YOU :

001. Real name ?
Asma Muhammad

002. Nick names ?
BM, Asmoo, Asoom

003. Eye color ?
Black

004. Zodiac sign ?
Cancer

005. Male or female ?
Female

009. Smart?
Mummy says i'm not but people who deal with me confirm that i am XD

010. Hair color ?
Black

011. Tall or short?
I think i am tall

013. Sweats or Jeans?
Jeans

014. Phone or Camera ?
Camera

016. Drink or Smoke?
I drink water, juices and coffee i never smoke never will

020. Tattoos ?
No way in hell

021. Righty or lefty?
Right *didn't you ask that before*

FIRSTS :

024. First best friend?
Dandoon

025. First crush?
Rashed my cousin XD

027. First pet?
Parrot which we never named XD

028. First big vacation ?
Never had a decent one that will make me put BIG before i tell

049. Eating?
Diet meals

050. Drinking ?
Water, milk and juice

052. I'm about to :
Pray

053. Listening to ?
AC blowing

054. Plans for today ?
Not sure that i will have any except for going home to rest

079. Drank bubbles ?
Hmm drank gas

080. Lost glasses/contacts?
Glasses actually and so many times

081. Ran away from home ?
Planned it once but never took an action except for reaching the door then getting back before mum wakes up XD

084. Broken someone's heart ?
I wish boys actually deserve it :P

085. Been arrested ?
Asta3'fer Allah bsem Allah 3alaya XD ana cute cute never get arrested :P

DO YOU BELIEVE IN :

090. Miracles?
Yes of course a lot of miracles happened in the past

089. Yourself ?
Sometimes i do sometimes i don't depends on the mood actually

092. Heaven ?
Of course

093. Santa Claus ?
Nope

094. Love ?
Well i do i love my family my friends and yet to love my soul mate so i do until he proves me wrong

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :

097. Do you like someone?
Yes

099. Do you believe in God ?
No doubt of it

Here by the power given to me i tag:

:iconbeeyo0h:   :iconkiller30003:   :iconstargirl-qtr:   :iconviva-touch:    :iconeye-freeze:
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Retirement v_v

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Esalam 3aleekom o ra7mat Allah o barakateh,

How are you mi amigos

Hope everyone is doing great

Enjoy!

==============================================
Dear employees,  

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).  

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.  

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.  

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees.  

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.



Management
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Esalam 3aleekom o ra7mat Allah o barakateh

Sh7alkom ya 3arab rabkom b5air

My friend sent me this a while ago wanted to share it with you

www.foxnews.com/video2/video08…

Barad efadi wAllah XD

Ma7ad galeh yetfalsaf o ygool shukran jazeelan

Ya sheen esarj 3al begar wAllah tif 3aleeh
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